I'll come to thee by the moonlight,
yo what up im vriska and i like wine and vikings
they/them/their
vik/ving/vir


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thiefofstars:

light and rain

mooncleric:

milesmorale:

Infamous 3rd year “My father will hear about this” Draco refusing to participate in Lupin’s class on boggarts because the whole thing is ridiculous but when it’s his turn he walks up to the wardrobe and Lucius Malfoy steps out

THIS UPSETS ME

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I finally found one that isn't lame
1. If you’ve ever tried drugs or alcohol, what was your reason for first trying it?
2. Do you think you could ever have an abortion if you unexpectedly turned up pregnant right this second?
3. If you were far from home and needed to sleep for the night, would you choose to rent a crappy motel room for $60 or sleep in your car for free?
4. Is there a color shirt you’d NEVER wear?
5. Is there a situation where you caved into peer pressure and regretted it?
6. What is your favorite video game console? Why?
7. Do you like vanilla candles?
8. Have you ever been in a relationship that was going great, and then suddenly something weird happened and you just KNEW it was going to be over soon?
9. Would you ever bleach your hair platinum blonde?
10. What are your plans for tomorrow?
11. What did you have for breakfast?
12. Have you had sex in 2013 yet?
13. Who last slept in your bed besides you?
14. What time did you wake up today?
15. How long until your next birthday?
16. What was the last movie you watched?
17. If you could see any musician live, front row, who would you choose?
18. When did you last consume something that had peanut butter?
19. What’s the last song you heard?
20. When you say you love someone, do you mean it?
21. Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?
22. Do you still talk to any of your ex’s?
23. As of this minute, what is going through your mind?
24. Where’s the last place you went?
25. Have you held hands with anyone lately?
26. Has anyone let you down recently?
27. Does it bother you when people try to make you jealous?
28. Whats the next movie you want to see in theaters?
29. Do you have more than $50 in your room?
30. Are both of your blood parents still in your life?
31. Were you tired when you woke up this morning?
32. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
33. When was the last time you went apple picking?
34. Do you sometimes wake up in the morning, lay in bed and think about life?
35. Are you happy summer is coming soon?
36. Do you have drama in your life?
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fallaces sunt rerum species

do u ever hear a noise in the middle of the night and ur like ‘OH NO A GHOST OR A DEMON’ but then u realise that u lived there for like 17 years at least so if there are any demons then clearly they dont mind u bc otherwise they’d have killed u already

krykky:

vikingserket:

one time i was like 8 and i was coming out of school and i dropped my yugioh cards and i was taking so long to pick them up that my mum was just like ‘whatever im leaving’ and i thought she was joking and was just going to walk around the corner or something. so she walked away and i stayed picking up my cards and then i went to go around the corner where i assumed she would be waiting for me but she wasn’t there and i walked around for half an hour looking for her and i was crying i was so upset where was my mum??

then i ran into my uncle who had just finished work nearby and i told him i lost my mum. he reminded me it was a friday. fucking friday. every friday we went to my nan’s house, just down the road from the school. my mother thought i knew it was friday. my mother though i was stubbornly standing at the end of the road waiting for her to come collect me. my mother had not realised that i hadn’t checked the date. i wandered around crying for half an hour because i didn’t realise it was a fUCKING FRIDAY.

Ooh, I’ll play too! One time when I was 9 I’d organised to go to a friend’s place after school. The kind of friend you made through your mums being friends, so she was a few years older and wasn’t at my school any more. Anyway I was waiting for about 3 hours after school, just waiting outside the gates, and I was like 9 so I didn’t have a mobile phone or anything. Both my friend, her twin sister I was also friends with, and their mum all collectively forgot I was meant to be coming over, so I’d missed all the buses home and it wasn’t until the last of the admin staff was leaving and saw me waiting at the gates that someone was concerned about where I was, so she took me into the office and had me call home to get picked up. My mum was so pissed at my friend and her mum that I don’t think I ever went back there again.

man that’s actually a sad story oh no

as much as middle-aged ppl try to insist technology is bad and kids should never have phones, kids should totally have phones to avoid situ8ions like these.

vikingserket:

did someone say 6-selfie photosets

blackqualad:

??? six selfies ??? i was tagged by maxboltagon, i think

i tag, kotori, penisparker, idrissaelba, grootcanal, karimashapandas, justiceforziggler, misandristwitch, and anyone else that wants to do it

evilblogger:

animals with light fur are always so cute but *wipes tear* they are always getting hair on my dark clothes and no lint roller is adequate to remove all of it *blows nose*

one time i was like 8 and i was coming out of school and i dropped my yugioh cards and i was taking so long to pick them up that my mum was just like ‘whatever im leaving’ and i thought she was joking and was just going to walk around the corner or something. so she walked away and i stayed picking up my cards and then i went to go around the corner where i assumed she would be waiting for me but she wasn’t there and i walked around for half an hour looking for her and i was crying i was so upset where was my mum??

then i ran into my uncle who had just finished work nearby and i told him i lost my mum. he reminded me it was a friday. fucking friday. every friday we went to my nan’s house, just down the road from the school. my mother thought i knew it was friday. my mother though i was stubbornly standing at the end of the road waiting for her to come collect me. my mother had not realised that i hadn’t checked the date. i wandered around crying for half an hour because i didn’t realise it was a fUCKING FRIDAY.

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▫ alcohol /// 

wine is the best bc u get out a cold bottle and it’s delicious but then as it gets warmer it tastes less nice but also as it gets warmer you’ve been drinking more of it so u care less it’s magical what a convenient drink

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Anonymous asks: The Odin joke might not be as off as you make it seem in your response. I think they're referencing the scene in the Thor movie when Odin arrives in Jotunheim on horseback, with energy/lighting around him. Maybe that commenter was a friend of yours that you were jokingly being sarcastic at, but if not, I really don't think there's any need to shut them down that hard.

ah, i didn’t really think of the marvel idea of it. still, sleipnir has 8 legs and odin usually carries a spear. and i’m not certain, but i can’t imagine marvel’s bifrost works through lightning. a thor reference would totally have worked better

they’re not a friend of mine but i did mean it in a joking tone, though i realise that’s often hard to convey in typing. i thought the ‘down with tumblr user _____’ would help emphasise that i wasn’t being serious about it, so hopefully they didn’t take it to heart.